You're too heavy for this ride
Here's a good sign that you need to lose some weight:
Interesting fact about bearded seals (from wikipedia):
"In 2002, a male bearded seal appeared in Tama River in Tokyo, Japan. Named Tama-chan, the seal became an overnight celebrity in Japan, with crowds and TV crew following its every move, merchandise going on sale and fan clubs being formed. It currently lives in another river in Tokyo, although the fad has now died down."
